Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Guess who's back?

My absent from the blogging community has been ended today with the discovery of a blogging application for my iPhone. This week I am going to tackle government program fraud, and how we can end it.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Survival Time

So I have been thinking the last few weeks about the troubling state of the union, and the actuality of it dissolving into a large mess. The odds of this happening are slim to none, but that one percent chance I want to be prepared for. So with no further ado I have decided to put together a post-apocalyptic survival kit.
I have decided to include a survival rifle, food, medical supplies, and clothes. I would love to have some suggestions from you guys to see if there is anything I might need that I have overlooked. I can be narrow minded, especially when it comes to being prepared for things. But when the end is here, my house will be a safe house.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Ammo Gouge

For anyone who is interested in guns, you are well aware of the prices being charged and the lack of ammo to give an adequate supply to anyone. Let me tell you my good reader's one thing, there is not an ammo shortage. It is a conspiracy set-up by the manufacturers to drive prices up. I recently frequented a gun shop that use to be very reputable, but now with the "shortage" of guns, there prices have went sky high. If we keep buying the guns at these price of course they will keep selling them at these prices. We need to run these places out of business, and support the people who keep their prices honest. I say we have a G.U.N. party, Gouged Unfairly Now, and protest these sudden increase in prices. I will be glad when my bff gets back and gives the people a real gun shop.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Need your help/

Ok people,
I haven't been on here in forever. Alas I have been busy with guns, ammo, canine's, and school. I need to survey people for my Micro 209 class, and now I will mass communicate my survey.

Emerging Infectious Disease Survey

1. What causes diarrhea?

2. How can you prevent diarrhea?

3. Are there certain foods you might avoid to prevent diarrhea?

4. What treatment do you recommend for diarrhea?

5. What foods would you recommend or avoid in the treatment of diarrhea?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

A Farwell to Arms

Alas, the day has come that I have been dreading since January. The United States has passed on, and is sadly an idea of the past. Welcome to the year 2008 and the Peoples Republic of America (thank you Meghan). As you all know, I am not a supporter of a big government. I do not need a big brother telling me what to do every step of every day. If I mess up so what, that's what I got a .357 Magnum for. Which brings me to my topic today, the loss of all my guns. Sure I can keep them till the inauguration in January, but what about after that? Will I lose everyone that I have acquired legally, and use responsibly to protect myself from tyranny? Probably. Thus do this major disagreement, I have decided to contemplate the idea of succeeding from the Union and forming a new state. Will is start a civil war? Nope, I am just one person, but maybe just maybe others will follow in my footsteps. Of course I will be dead and gone by then due to the fact the government will wipe me out. I am not calling for a violent revolution. Just a representation for a nation that still respect democracy and freedom. I want to wake up in the morning and decide who gets my tax dollars. I want to decide how I spend my money, not someone with an excess amount of it telling me how I spend it. So as of this day, I encourage everyone to start writing their congressman and voicing their opinion. Eventually the fire will catch on and it will spread. Just like back in the olden days of Mel Gibson, the people will prevail over tyranny. Http://alexander.senate.gov/public/ follow this link to directly contact good ol' Lamar, and if you prefer Johnny then follow this one, http://www.house.gov/duncan/. We elected them, now let them know how you feel about the changes that are gonna take place.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Joining the Army

Last blog I promised to provide my views on affirmative action, but due to the demand of the media and how much I am supposed to hate the Black man because of his color I will digress that topic for now. As usual my after school routine involves going by some gun shop to waste a ridiculous amount of money so I can prepare for the revolution. The last trip however was the best one yet. No not because I finally got my AK, but because I was approached by an Army recruiter. Let me inform you on the dialogue that took place. Army recruiter (AR for short), "Hi, young man." Me, "What's up g?" AR, "So you like guns and shootin' stuff?" Me, "Hells yeah!" AR, "Well young man, how would you like to shoot people?" Me, "You had me at hello." Long story short I didn't join the army because I am mentally unstable...and I crap too much. The point I wanna make is how well this old man did. He knew exactly how to catch my attention! If everyone recruiter tried this approach I am sure the army would be overflowing with people, but alas there is one point he left out...sometimes they shoot back. Either way my hat is off to the guy for the best recruiter of the year award. Most of the time I don't give them the time of day because if I wanna join the army I call up the Notourious M.E.G. and say beeotch let me in. And besides people like me don't make good soldiers, I shoot everything that moves...twice. The main point is this guy truly loves his job, lucky cracker. Why can't I find a job I truly love? Oh well I thought I would share the funniest recruitment story ever with my three readers. Peace out crackers, tell your mothers and sisters I said hi.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Government Bail-Out

Well many of my faithful readers have asked so here it is, my views on the government bail-out. Did I make reader plural...my bad it should only be reader. AIG, a leading insurance firm has asked for the government to bail them out, along with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac (who killed Bernie Mac R.I.P).
My number one concern with the government bail-out has to do with communism. For those of you who don't know, my colors don't run...period. If you say they do, well pardner, thems is fightin' words. Communist countries own their health care which most definately blows. Communists own their lending companies, but 99% of the time they are so broke they have no money to lend. Back in my US history class we learned that the Republican party wanted a more anonymous central government. It seems to me that is not the case anymore. So is there any difference between the democrats and Republicans? You tell me cause I can't see one. Someone please enlighten me. For me this pushes my colors and makes me want to succeed from the Union...again.
The number two concern is simple, I have student loan debt and the President has not called me to see if I needed a bail out. Which of course I do need a bail-out, big time. My friends Chris's will agree with me here, they could use a bail-out too. If you bail out the people in debt in America will it equal 700 billion dollars? It probably will, but think of what that would do for the economy! We would be dept free and have tons of credit able to get more debt with! Visa corp are you listening?
My last concern is more of a solution taken from my fellow brothers on Magnolia Avenue when they need extra cash. Lets rob a mother. Surely there is some country out there that looks like an all night liquor store (Iraq) waiting to get assaulted. If we still all their oil and sell it we could make a fortune! Mr. Bush please take me seriously. I will even help you, I'll bring the panty hose and guns you just pick me up in the chopper. We can roll up in their capital with our guns blasting saying everyone done this is a mother &*$^&*#& stick-up. Cash here, jewels here, women here, oil here, and children here...we can sell them on the black market for orans like they do in Columbia and China. Of course this is ludacriss, but...it will work.
Now it is time for a serious discussion, succeeding from the Union. All of those in favor of these say I and comment me. I am ready for the Confederate Order of Concerned Kin (C.O.C.K.) to form and rise up against this Communist plan. My next blog will be on Affirmative Action