Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
My number one concern with the government bail-out has to do with communism. For those of you who don't know, my colors don't run...period. If you say they do, well pardner, thems is fightin' words. Communist countries own their health care which most definately blows. Communists own their lending companies, but 99% of the time they are so broke they have no money to lend. Back in my US history class we learned that the Republican party wanted a more anonymous central government. It seems to me that is not the case anymore. So is there any difference between the democrats and Republicans? You tell me cause I can't see one. Someone please enlighten me. For me this pushes my colors and makes me want to succeed from the Union...again.
The number two concern is simple, I have student loan debt and the President has not called me to see if I needed a bail out. Which of course I do need a bail-out, big time. My friends Chris's will agree with me here, they could use a bail-out too. If you bail out the people in debt in America will it equal 700 billion dollars? It probably will, but think of what that would do for the economy! We would be dept free and have tons of credit able to get more debt with! Visa corp are you listening?
My last concern is more of a solution taken from my fellow brothers on Magnolia Avenue when they need extra cash. Lets rob a mother. Surely there is some country out there that looks like an all night liquor store (Iraq) waiting to get assaulted. If we still all their oil and sell it we could make a fortune! Mr. Bush please take me seriously. I will even help you, I'll bring the panty hose and guns you just pick me up in the chopper. We can roll up in their capital with our guns blasting saying everyone done this is a mother &*$^&*#& stick-up. Cash here, jewels here, women here, oil here, and children here...we can sell them on the black market for orans like they do in Columbia and China. Of course this is ludacriss, but...it will work.
Now it is time for a serious discussion, succeeding from the Union. All of those in favor of these say I and comment me. I am ready for the Confederate Order of Concerned Kin (C.O.C.K.) to form and rise up against this Communist plan. My next blog will be on Affirmative Action
Monday, October 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Today's topic is government assisted suicide which is illegal in the United States of America. However, it is occurring everyday in our country in the form of Medicare Part D. What does the government do to the sick invalids it no longer sees fit to live in our society? They quit covering their prescription medicines necessary and force them to use inferior drugs that cost a considerate amount less. At first the participants in this new program did not see anything but benefits until they hit the Medicare gap, that is when the old people start dying. Why can no one see the consequences of this government sponsored program but me? If someone does not step in soon, the same ill fate will befall each and everyone of us as we become part of the aging population. Yes, even we will turn old...probably not me as I will die in a fiery motorcycle crash to die instead of being old and dying from the suicide part D. Anyway back to the topic, I recommend telling all old people to refrain from enrolling in suicide part D, and do what God intended us to do with them; TAKE CARE OF THEM. It is our responsibility to take care of our parents among all the aging populations for we are all children of God and we must do unto others as we want done to us. Just a reminder for when the old people make you mad, set back and say someday that will be my privilege to be crazy and senile.
Monday, April 14, 2008
I am not speaking of a literal shelter, such as housing, but as a metaphorical shelter. Parents, teachers, friends, have all sheltered us out of love and concern, but in doing so have made many generations of people dumb and lazy. So many sheltered people have lost the one thing that truly separates us from the great apes, the ability of free thought. Society is becoming a herd of sheep following a shepard off a cliff of disappointment.
Now that everyone is aware of the problem let us focus on what is causing it. My biggest concern is teacher involvement with students. Teacher's have become so lenient on rules and policies we are able to run them over. I understand if a teacher feels like they are helping the student, but in actually this is putting the collar around the sheep's neck. Sometimes a person needs to put there foot down and say no more. A little dose of the real world may be just what the doctor ordered because your new boss in the world of despair will not accept an assignment late. If the sheep learn responsibility it will go a long way towards being curing the stupidity.
How many times have you gone to your wise parent's for help? I can't count that high I failed calculus, but a metric ton if you are like me. Have they usually done the job for you because you were taking to long or doing it wrong. This little parental "care" habit will dumb your children and make them blend in with society. Their entire lives they will wait for someone else to to it for them. I urge my readers to step back and take a look at how they do their day to day activities and write down all the dumb things they do. I urge everyone to stop being a sheep and start being a wolf and eating the sheep...yum...sheep chops. I urge society to not be STUPID. Together we can make a difference, together my people, we can start the "Don't be Stupid Revolution." I will start making T-Shirts and bumper stickers to help remind you and everyone who reads them. Come on reader's VIVA REVOLUTION.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
The most obvious immigration take over in my hometown is with the illegal Hispanic population. The most common argument I hear from the inbred locals is, "Them there wetties are takin' all of our jobs." Seriously toothless creep, when was the last time you picked fruit for a career? To go even further when was the last time you worked in a place long enough to call it a career. Although that is another problem entirely and will be addressed in next weeks blog, "The Career of the Year." Anyway to appease my family and keep them off my radical hippie tree-hugging, SUV hating back, here is the solution to your "problem."
Every time an illegal alien of any race is captured he shall promptly be forced into military service across the great Atlantic Ocean into modern day Iraq. There he shall be trained in hand to hand combat and given a gun. Many opponents to this theory say, "They can't understand orders." Well pulling a trigger is universal in all languages. Once the enemy is defeated and teabagged appropriately the ones who survived shall be given a parade and citizenship into the United States of America.
Let me tell you, the people, the benefits of my plan. The first and foremost is America will not look like the bad guys anymore because it will be a bunch of Hispanic people running around shooting them. They will thus hate Central America. Second is a very important one for me seeing how I live in the Ghetto. There will be less killings from stray drive-by bullets. The immigrants will get a ton more target practice from shooting the enemy so their aim will be more deadly and accurate. Third, a new gang color in America will be great, sure you got the blue crips and red bloods, but how about the indigo immigrants. You can never have enough color in society. Fourth and perhaps one of my favorites will be the increase in Hispanic restaurants. Any race that can develop a dish as tasty as a chimichanga is definitely blessed by God, and has America's blessing as well. What's even better about this war strategy is the endless supply of immigrants. Everyone wants to jump into America. I guess the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, but it's obviously not my yard they are seeing. Until they return with full citizenship then they are mowing it.
This solution if, given time, will have numerous more benefits, but due to space and the attention span of the readers of this blog I shall digress my opinions and feelings and leave it straight to the facts. John McCain if you are listening please take this idea into consideration. We can call it the Tennessee Transition Act of 2008. I wish all of my readers well and hope you had a safe and Happy April Fools day considering you are all fools for waisting your time on this blog.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Every single person who has had some contact with me in any sort of fashion has heard me use the term, “the man is keeping me down.” How many times have you stopped and asked yourself, “Who is the man,” or “what is he smoking.” Let me assure my readers out there that I am not on any types of illicit substances, and have approached this question using the scientific method. The results I have obtained through trial and error are astounding, and after this is blogged I will probably disappear from the face of the Earth because the man decided I have revealed too much of his devilish plan.
The first possible place to begin a search is the obvious answer to the question that the government is keeping us down. While this may be true in many cultures, such as my own corrupt LCPD roots, it can’t be responsible for the man 1000 miles away in a place like Zimbabwe.
The most lame and obvious response is “ourselves.” How in the heck would I be keeping myself down? Do I look like a self oppressing idiot? Ok…don’t answer that! But I am not keeping myself down, or am I? What if it isn’t me but someone directly involved with me, perhaps some beautiful woman oppressing me? Nah, beautiful women keep me UP not down!
If I can have a drum roll here, I am about to reveal an answer…the man is…the wallet monster! How many times have you seen something you need, not want because I need one of everything, two if they are twins, but have no money to blow on it. Every stinking time I open my wallet it gets smaller and smaller. I know I am not spending that much money so the only logical explanation is the Wallet “The Man” Monster. So let me expand on the Wallet Monster.
Genus: Wallaticus Manicus Eatandcuss
Common Name: The Man
Discovered By: Michael S. Craig, Ph.D
Habitat: Dark, leathery places sometimes moist with butt sweat in the case of my Dad who gets striken by him every payday.
Diet: The endangered greenbacks
Breeding Habits: Just like the discoverer, anything that will not move.
Dream Job: To get a Ph.D
Religion: Scientology duh…he’s a star
I hope everyone can become more aware of this sinister creature before the man gets to you. Beware he is like an STD…everywhere.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Is my view point narrow...Hell yeah it is! Am I wrong...I'm a guy so obviously not. Listen People! Ban Country Music, discourage inbreeding! This is the first of many blog posts to come, stay in touch people, I miss all my peeps from PBA.